KTRAK. Crazy things are making sense.
I was encouraged when I saw this story about Portland. The bicycling Mecca of North America canceled the "worst day of the year ride."
Apparantly they got intimidated by a little snow. I remember thinking I wasn't cool enough to live in Portland; a city of full time misanthropes sniffing bottled unicorn farts purchased from a lesbian cosmetic coop. This article proves they are obviously not cool enough for the midwest.