Simply Cycle: Mall Cops

This is a shameless attempt to save the the most advanced civilization in

history from imminent self destruction by eliminating carbon emission,

dependence on foreign sources of fuel,obesity, hypertension and diabetes.

Cycling accomplishes all those things at once and helps us develop a better

understanding of ourselves, each other and our relationship to the cosmos.

Oh, horse puckey!

I like to ride bikes, have been doing it all my life.

The rest of that crap is just a fringe benefit,

and the blogosphere gives me a chance to share my interior

monologue with virtual rather than imaginary friends.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

I rarely would be one to criticize somebody's intelligence.

It's not their fault and some people just need more help understanding.

Yesterday I stopped at the mall after a teaching assignment.

I lashed the mammoth to a trash can near the front door

because the bike rack had been surrounded by 4' walls of snow.

There is no way it was safe to try to navigate over the snow banks to the bike rack with a bike.

The guy who did must have been related to the

moronic mall cop who left a notice on my bike

warning me to park at the bike racks and not near an entrance.

Like I said, I don't criticize anybody's lack of intelligence,

but it seems common sense has become so rare

it will have to be classified as a super power!