Ha! Makes me think more clothes were found in nearby bushes. A drug-induced, 'I can't take this anymore!' 'Got to get off this bike, these shoes are killing me, damn this shirt and these pants, get these ebbee-gebbees off of me!'
OK, I'll try again... The bicycling Fairy Godmother met the rider at the rack, and gave him a golden pair of slippers to show her appreciation for the man-powered transportation effort. Clearly, he had no more need for the boots.
Ha! Makes me think more clothes were found in nearby bushes. A drug-induced, 'I can't take this anymore!'
ReplyDelete'Got to get off this bike, these shoes are killing me, damn this shirt and these pants, get these ebbee-gebbees off of me!'
Scary image! The nearest bushes are over a hundred yards away.
ReplyDeleteOK, I'll try again... The bicycling Fairy Godmother met the rider at the rack, and gave him a golden pair of slippers to show her appreciation for the man-powered transportation effort. Clearly, he had no more need for the boots.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure the slippers weren't green?
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